i just had sex bonerless
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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