who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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