she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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