its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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