Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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