How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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