I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Fuck appropriateness.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Randomize
