I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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