fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
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