so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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