Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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