he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
where are my eyebrows?
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