How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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