I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
wow bdsm is so cute
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