I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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