I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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