Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
