: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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