when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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