I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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