So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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