You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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