There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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