Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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