"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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