i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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