I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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