I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
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