North Korea, Best Korea!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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