if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Someone shit on the floor
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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