he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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