OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Girls should come with a carfax report
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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