so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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