We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Randomize
