i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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