How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
