Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
