I cockslap morals
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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