I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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