I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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