Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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