i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
wanna go halves on a baby?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
handjob tips. give me some.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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