fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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