There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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