hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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