the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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