Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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