I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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