Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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