You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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