fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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